Attention FSOG fans, now there's Fifty Shades of Chicken A Parody in a Cookbook. Are you redy for Dripping Thighs and Bacon-Bound Wings? Or maybe Spatchcock Chicken while Learning-to-Truss-You Chicken? This New York Times Bestseller includes 50 seductive chicken recipes. This book makes every dinner a total turn-on.
"This isn't just about getting me hot till my juices run clear, and then a little rest. There's pulling, jerking, stuffing, trussing. Fifty preparations. He promises we'll start out slow, with wine and a good oiling...Holy crap!" This is how the adventures of Miss Chicken begin. She's a young free-range who goes from raw innocence to golden brown ecstasy in this spoof-in-a-cookbook. It simmers in the afterglow of E.L. James's sensational Fifty Shades of Grey trilogy. Similar to Anastasia Steele, this little Chicken finds herself at the mercy of a dominating man. However, in this case, he's a wealthy, sexy, and very hungry chef.
This is a cookbook of fifty irresistible, repertoire-boosting chicken dishes that will most definitley leave you hungry for more. The memorable tips and revealing photographs will have you dominating dinner in no time.
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